Lord of the MLS T-Shirt
They said real estate was about location. They were wrong. It’s about control, and you’ve got the login.
The Lord of the MLS tee is a battle cry for every agent who's tired of Zillow guesses, FSBO delusions, and buyers who think they can just “look around without representation.”
Featuring a bold black-and-white comic-style design, this shirt showcases a legendary figure guarding the gates of the MLS like it’s sacred scrolls—because it kinda is.
Features of this mythical design of industry gatekeeping:
- Holding a “Code of Ethics Violation!” sign like a staff
- Blocking unqualified buyers with his bare hand
- Standing tall in front of the digital holy grail: “Verified Agent Access Only”
This shirt is:
- Soft as a freshly signed buyer’s agreement
- Durable enough for open houses, listing appointments, and escrow battles
- The only thing more powerful than a Supra key
Front Text Quote: “You shall not pass… without a pre-approval and proper representation!”
Perfect for:
- Licensed agents who’ve earned their gatekeeping badge
- Brokers with boundary issues (the good kind)
- Anyone who’s said “that’s a violation” and meant it
Whether you wear it to closings, showings, or your next board meeting, this shirt says what every agent is thinking.
Product features
- Without side seams for a clean look and less waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains its shape.
- Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort.
- Crafted from durable, soft fabric ideal for printing.
- Ethically made with US-grown cotton for peace of mind.
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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